'Hands On' Players

And you thought they were upset about the game.

Aliens Among Us

It was a long day, but it didn't feel like it. We were visited by an alien, whose mysterious powers brought us much joy. We visited the Braylon Bunch just in time for Matt to join the beer bong. Also, some guys had too much beer left in their keg and a juicy turkey in the deep fryer, so we spent some time there. Coincidentally it was the tailgate of the alien who had already morphed into human form. Yes, Matt had a good time at his first official game replacing Dan, and Keith joined in on the fun, too. The overtime win over the Seee-hawwwks was a thriller, so it wound up being a super terrific day.

New format to the blog starting this week with all pictures within the main post. Things are easier to manage this way, so deal with it.

This gives new meaning to the term "illegal alien"

Matt was distracted by some dude with tickets.

A little timid about the bong.

But he just pretended it was Braylon, and he had no problem.

Trying to pass the time while waiting for the turkey to finish deep frying.

Kegstand time

The Amigos gladly lend a helping hand.

The Amigos were not too glad this time.

"Psst. I have a secret. I'm the alien." And it turns out, he was.

Derek's trying to break down The Device.

Looks like Fish had to come over to help.

Good Luck, Dan

Today was Dan's last game as he leaves beautiful Cleveland for ugly Japan for a year and a half. Shall we reminisce over some great tailgating memories over the past years? No, we shall not. Unless we want to bring up how he ate his own dog biscuit necklace which he had for over a year. Or how he was happy to eat marigolds outside Browns Stadium. Yes, we will miss his crazy antics. One can only wonder what wild misadventures await Dan on the other side of the world. Perhaps he will keep us informed at Dan in Japan. Oh, the Browns beat the teal out of Miami, too. There may be a few pictures...

Miami is a Lemon

Man-crush We're Number 1! But Dan's in violation of rule #4.
Gloves? Really?
They're not elves!!
Tequila? Sake?
Sure, why not.
Although pimping gear for Chevy, she drives a Honda.
Egg toss
Larry ran a mile to take this picture. It was worth it.