Sunday, November 30, 2008

Different View


If you've seen pictures taken from our seats on this site, you know that we sit pretty high. Those seats give us a pretty good view of the entire field. Those seats also give us a view of the seats behind the Browns sideline. During the first half we noticed a bunch of empties in the front row around the 40 yard line. Considering the game wasn't providing much excitement, we decided to venture down to those seats during halftime. This was the first time we took the walk of shame (usual long, depressing walk down the ramps) before the team was finished losing.

We had no trouble relocating to our new seats. Apparently things are so bad with this team that three guys wearing bright orange panchos and sombreros don't draw enough attention to ask for our tickets.

So, there were some interesting things we noticed while sitting in our new seats. Romeo Crennel is terrible. We were keeping an eye on him to see if maybe we'd see some fire out of him. Nope. He pretty much just stood around, seemingly oblivious to the action going on around him. We did see him say one thing to a player. It was after a punt. He said "Nice punt" to the punter. You're really earning those millions, coach. This guy seriously wants to get fired. He did just enough to get a contract extension before the season started. Now his mission is to get canned, so he can keep cashing in those fat paychecks while he's sitting on the couch, stuffing his face with pizza and chicken wings. I'd say he's smarter than us all.

Another interesting development came near the end of the game. The fans were a little upset with the typical poor play of the team. They were making their opinions known, as they have the right to do so. Well, Shaun Smith and D'Quell Jackson decided to turn around and start swearing back at the fans. Shaun and Dee-Quell were telling the fans to put on a helmet, go out on the field and play. They must not have too much faith in the team, either, if they think the fans could do a better job than them. Now, I don't know if it is a common thing for Browns players to taunt their own fans, as this was the first time we've sat close enough to see. Perhaps it is an unfortunate coincidence. Let's chalk it up to that.

Can't wait for that last home game..
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A guy dressed up like Romeo. Somehow, he didn't make it in this picture.


A little closer than our normal seats.


There's Romeo.





That's Brady sitting up on the bench.


At least Romeo is facing the right direction.





Braylon's talking to Dorsey. This was before D.A. got hurt.


Now he's talking to Brady. This was also before D.A. got hurt. We didn't notice him talking to D.A., who was the quarterback at the time.


There's always next year...

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Boooooooooo!!!!!!


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!




OSU crushed Michigan. So, at least we have that going for us, which is nice.


Some crap-ass play.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

It's Kind of Like KISS Without the Makeup


Due to the fact that this game was played on a Thursday, most amigos' tailgating was limited causing us not to play dress-up. Rovi-tailgating was not affected. The pic above was taken by metromix. We are pic 42 of 54.


This game was Brady's first start. He was pretty good, but once again the team's play in the fourth quarter sent us looking for our pistolas to blow our brains out. Thanks again, guys.




James topped off the device jug a record three times. This is his third trip to dump.


The NFL Network stage is erecting.

Sunday, November 02, 2008

14 Points? You Can Have Them and Then Some.


The day did not start off well or end well. A "saved" parking spot was claimed by the crazy guy in the minivan with the spare tire on the roof who sells crappy items in a strange cart to tailgaters all morning. The initial beverage cooler was a Gymboree bag. The tailgating gear was not cleaned. You could blame the individuals who actually allowed these things to happen. Or you could blame Benny Benny Coco Benny for getting married in Toledo the night before, causing me to entrust the tailgating gear to someone else and showing up 45 minutes later than the others. But the real blame lies with Dan. Had the glue that holds the tailgate together not left for Japan last year, this would not have happened. And it all happened before 8 am.

The good part of the day was 8 am to 3:30 pm. We had beautiful weather, the usual fun tailgating with plenty of visitors, and an exciting 3 quarters of football. Then the Browns took over and ruined the whole day the only way they know how: Embarrasing, piss-poor play. Thanks, guys.




Cactus head.


The alien returned!


Larry's got a hanger. That's 2 points.


Chicas.


Oompa-Loompas meet the Mulletts.


We had a lot of folks at the tailgate.


A Croasmun, an Amigo, and a piece of meat K2.


Cornhole action shot.


That's a fine lookin' sombrero.


Keith joined the party today. That's not a Shaun Rogers jersey.